Entering the Mystic Realms you see a wizard hovering in the air, as you stare in awe, he turns sparkling eyes upon you and says, "Greetings, Greetings My friend, I was just practising my hovering. when I was a boy I had an ambition to be a hovercraft, then I learnt magic and now I am a hoverwizard. Hovering, so much more interesting than hoovering dont you think so?" As he sees how confused you look, the Wizard laughs "Dont mind me, my dear, I am dust joking." Merrily he turns a somersault in the skies and momentarily hovers upside down before you and inquires "Whyever are you standing on your head?" "Erm, but I'm not..." You begin to say. "oh yes, silly me, what an foolish old mage I am, tsk tsk" He mutters as he turns right way up and looks at you with eyes full of joy and fun.