The Test of Avatarishness Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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Do you wear an Ankh all the time?
Do you have a circle of stones in your backyard?
Do your best friends follow you around asking if what you are doing is virtuous?
Are you so virtuous that they don't need to do this?
Do you have strange dreams about battling monsters in dungeons?
Do these dreams seem more like reality than the normal everyday world?
Do you think the spiders under your bed are really giant spiders which have shrunk?
Dost thou speakest like this much of the time?
Art thou sworn to serve thy liege Lord British and uphold the virtues at all times?
Would you rather die than break this oath?
When you see a circle of stones do you always expect to see a moongate appear?
Have you ever been threatened by big red evil faces on your computer screen?
Do you think your boss/school teacher/father is really the guardian in disguise?
Can you describe the eight virtues?
And the three principles and the one principle?
Do you often roam dark caves seeking for ancient books of wisdom?
Do you have a constant urge to meditate at shrines?
Can you find your way around Britannia easier than round the local supermarket?
Do you call your best friends Iolo, Dupre and Shamino and demand they call you avatar?
Do you try constantly to persuade them to dress like medieval adventurers and carry swords?
Do they do this anyway, tis their normal garb?
Do you feel naked without shining armour a white robe and an ankh on thy chest?
Would you rather run naked through your local town than renounce the virtues?
Are you sure?
Really really sure?
Can I have photos please? ;)
Does the light of purity shine in thy eyes and do others come to thee for help?
On walks in the deep woods do you keep seeing strange blue lights and getting attacked by mad mages?
Do you consider this a pleasant stroll compared to dungeons, liche kings and dragons?
Do you give to beggars even when you cant afford to give?
Do you have four or five best friends who follow you everywhere you go?
And who stay so close to you that you are forever tripping over them?
Do your friends valiantly face all evils and battle by thy side?
But flee screaming from dirty diapers and beg for mercy?
Do you talk to mice and foxes, and do they answer you?
Are people always asking you to run errands and go on quests for them
Are you the perfect example of virtue but too humble to ever admit this?
Do you habitually wander into people's homes and search them for useful information?
But, would never consider stealing from people's homes even if they really shouldn't leave their doors unlocked all the time?
Do you start conversation with strangers by saying Name, Job?
Do you feverishly try to write down everything which people say to you in case you miss anything important?
Do you have a journal full of maps of strange dark places and notes about reagents?
Do you age slower than your friends?
Retaining thy youthfull looks whilst they grow grey and older looking?
Great isn't it?
Do you hear voices which no one else hears?
Do they give you orders when not laughing evily at you?
Art thou skilled in fighting and the arts of magic?
Dost thou feel out of place in this modern world?
Dost thou feel compassion even for the evil?
Good going!